Monday, June 1, 2009

english jokes

Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time ,when I come to the corner,a sign says:"shool go slow".



TGIF vs SHIT a man met a blond in the elevator. he greeted her: "T-G-I-F" but got the reply: "S-H-I-T" he was startled, but repeated "T-G-I-F" again the reply was "S-H-I-T" he was frustrated and said: "T-G-I-F, I mean Thanks God It's Friday" the blond looked at him saying: "S-H-I-T, I mean Sorry Honey It's Thursday"http://www.chinaunix.net/jh/33/545296.html

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